is it concorde or is it
a life of strife?
it's every bodies meaning
their meaning of life
Monday 23 December 2013
Wednesday 7 August 2013
Strange but true
A Japanese woman's body was found frozen to death in North Dakota back in December 2001. I saw the headline in a paper the other day and it piqued my curiosity. Turns out 28 year old Takako Konishi from Tokyo was known by the local po po. The local constabulary had had reports of a Japanese woman roaming around the wilderness near the state capital of Bismarck when they asked said lady what she was doing? She showed them a crude map of where the money was buried in The Coen brothers picture Fargo. Now the brothers Coen had said tongue in cheek that it was based on true events, she believed it and was ended up dozen to death looking for the buried cash. Oh dear I always thought my Japanese friends were smart!
Tuesday 6 August 2013
2 journeys
There are only 2 journeys we take alone the one we take in and the one we take out. The rest of the time there is always something or someone there. Uh! I've made the first journey alone. Don't think I want to do 2nd one alone. Answers on a postcard please.
Wednesday 24 July 2013
Festival!
The festival we chose to pop our cherry on was the "Gentleman of the Road" a much smaller affair by Glasto standards just the 28,000 of us then good!
We picked up Juggs & Sebs at a local pub we frequent on the Thursday evening before the festival began and they might have had a drink a drink or two I think and while I pointed the motor towards our
destination a small East Sussex historical market town called Lewes ( pronounced Lewis of course! ) Booby Tuesday did her to best to catch up with them! An hour and half later when we pulled up to a not so quaint hotel on the side of a major road, not what the website said at all. Then my 3 rather drunk amigos fell out of the car! Now the more Sebs drinks the more he seems to think other people go deaf, an accusation that has been levelled at myself on occasion (but that's not relevant now). This is about letting a slightly inebriated Sebs on an unsuspecting landlord of East Sussex's fawlty towers. The other 2 not far behind, this might get a bit Lionel (Messi?). Uh time to catch up......to be continued!
Before I go to bed I'd like to thank the lil texan for making my cheeky blog possible I'm not that technical myself
Finally to my fans in Russia have a pint on me!
Monday 15 July 2013
It's the great British summer jump in!
Today was the second day in a row the mercury hit 30 + I'm told. Goddamn that smell likes TGBS to me! Suddenly we're comparing our high to exotic places all over the world! We're suddenly basking in that ball of yellow's finest rays! Sweet! It's the best time of the year by far! Even albinos love it there's always shade available for our Celtic friends fear not Scotland & Ireland treat it with respect and it will not harm you (in other words factor 50+ for you chaps) but enjoy it it comes but once a year and it doesn't alway last!
Wednesday 10 July 2013
I don't like cricket
Oh no! I love it Oh yeah! As 10cc so eloquently put it. Before you go Uh! Cricket! Booooring! Let me whey your appetite with my 2 favourite bits of sledging! No 1 is Glen McGrath (Australia) bowling to Zimbabwe's no 11 Eddo Brandes who was a bit of a heavy chap, McGrath frustrated as Brandes enquired "Why are you so fat?" Brandes replied " Cos every time I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Burn!!! No 2 is Ian Botham (England) v Rodney Marsh (Australia) Marsh enquired "How's your wife and my kids?" Botham replied "The wife is fine but the kids are retarded!" Ouch!!! Cricket is the quintessential English game and here's how it's played.
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game! Got that good next time I'll explain string theory! Still think it's boring watch Shane Warne's ball of the century and the high lights of the 2005 Ashes Series you won't be disappointed!
Friday 5 July 2013
Septic Tanks and Independence
Yesterday the Septics celebrated the start of 237 years of independence from the old country, why do I mention this now? Well I've recently had a couple Septics lodge at my humble abode and it goes like this Booby Tuesday's younger brother Biscuits is married to the Lil Texan as I call her, who I'd met before when I went to Texas for a cheeky holiday. Now the lil Texan has a sister who arrived first, I call her Texan. Next came lil Texan and finally Biscuits. Now I've been a bit naughty so if you're reading this and you're my landlord or you know my landlord turn your device off now! They brought a cat not just any old moggy a Texas wildcat called Dexter and if you listen carefully you can hear the southern drawl When he purrs at y'all. I should have posted this on actual independence day but I was at an Independence Day party funnily enough. So I thought I'd better say happy birthday Septics the last hundred years have been yours. By the power of Grey Stoke they put a man on the moon and dragged our technology into the the twenty first century with them and invented Hollywood and who doesn't like the pictures. Septics we almost forgive you for bringing Bush back!
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